the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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