I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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