how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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