You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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