If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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