you would pick up someone in the library
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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