check it out our google latitudes are spooning
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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