I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Randomize
