I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
She announced her abortion via fbk
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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