I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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