I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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