the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Sorry about my life...
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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