Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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