At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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