Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
This is the high leading the old right now
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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