I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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