Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
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Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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