For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I'm gonna fight the coyote
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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