And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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