STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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