The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Randomize
