69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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