Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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