it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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