I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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