If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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