good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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