...so i touched it.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I party with great urgency now.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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