Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
The air was thick with penises
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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