I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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