It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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