We're facebook friends in real life
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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