can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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