Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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