You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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