you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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