And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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