Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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