I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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