he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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