I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize
