He is an equal opportunity slut.
handjob tips. give me some.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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