I am full of burrito and curiosity
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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