Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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