the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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