Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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