So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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