how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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