I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Randomize
