I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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