I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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