Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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