We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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