the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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