return my video game
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED