is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car