it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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