Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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